There has always been a Santa Clause. (Class of 2016, #53)

Pulp Fiction’s meal of a “Royale with Cheese” and an “Amos and Andy milkshake” has little or no resonance with them. (Class of 2016, #69)

The Santa Clause is a children’s movie in which Santa Clause dies(!) and is replaced by Tim Allen. It was released in 1994, around the time the Class of 2016 was born.

Pulp Fiction is an influential crime movie directed by Quentin Tarantino. It won the Palme d’Or at the Canne Film Festival and was nominated for seven Oscars. It also was released in 1994.

Given the proclivities of the Beloit Mindlist you might expect that “Tim Allen has always been Santa Claus” and “John Travolta has always been Vincent Vega and never been Tony Manero.” Instead, the Mindlist List suggests that the Class of 2016 has never heard of Pulp Fiction (since it came out when they were babies) but that The Santa Clause is part of their “mindset” (because it came out after they were born).

In fact, most of our college students have watched Pulp Fiction and many say it’s their favorite movie. The ability to watch movies that aren’t currently being shown in a theater is part of the mindset of college students but not the Mindset List staff. Not much thought is needed to reach the conclusion that Pulp Fiction may be more appealing to college students than a children’s film starring Tim Allen.

Mr. Burns has replaced J.R.Ewing as the most shot-at man on American television. (Class of 2016, #55)

J.R. Ewing is a fictional character on the TV show Dallas, which ran on CBS from 1978 to 1991, before the birth of the Class of 2016. However, for what it’s worth, the show was reprised in 2012 with Larry Hagman again starring as J.R. Ewing. It premiered two months before the unveiling of the Class of 2016 List.

In March 1980, J.R. Ewing was shot by an unseen assailant in a season-ending cliffhanger. “Who Shot J.R.?” was a media sensation and popular slogan, slapped on t-shirts and buttons. In November 1980, it was revealed (spoiler alert) that the shooter was his sister-in-law/mistress Kristin.

Mr. Burns is a fiction character on The Simpsons, which premiered in 1989 and is still on the air. In May 1995, Mr. Burns was shot in an season-ending episode meant to parody “Who Shot J.R.?” In September 1995, viewers learned (spoiler alert) that the culprit was Maggie Simpson.

When these Simpsons episodes aired most members of the Class of 2016 were approximately one year-old. This is no accident. Many items from the Mindset List appear to be derived from looking at a list of events that took place around the time of the relevant class’s birth. Things that ended before they were born “never” happened. Things that began after they were born “always” existed.

Quite obviously a TV episode that airs when you’re a baby can’t be said to shape your “mindset.” But that may not even be the dumbest part of the item. Like many Mindset claims, this one is sloppily written. Why would either J.R. Ewing or Mr. Burns be considered the “most-shot man” on American television? Their shootings are notable for their fame, not their frequency.

Is it too much to ask that Beloit College  hire an editor to go through these lists before they are released to clean up this atrocious writing?