Kudos to The Onion’s “A Look At The Class Of 2019,” which effectively sends up the Mindset List.

Some of my favorite items:

• Most were only 12 years old when 2009 happened
• They have never known a time when the majestic woolly mammoth roamed the Great Plains
• Chalkboards, paper books, and VHS tapes are all items they’ve been told they don’t remember or recognize
• Do not personally know anyone who perished in the Y2K disaster
• More or less indistinguishable from the class of 2018